It's very rare, but when I find it, I will reblog Star Wars porn. But for the most part, this blog is safe for work, though certainly not safe for humanity. I sometimes talk about masturbating to people with cancer.
I may not have big tits, but fuck yea I am a good lookin’ dude.
So this is my new guitar! Just bought it today!
I can’t afford it. It’s bling as FUCK. And it will never be president.
I’m naming it Mitt Romney.
