It's very rare, but when I find it, I will reblog Star Wars porn. But for the most part, this blog is safe for work, though certainly not safe for humanity. I sometimes talk about masturbating to people with cancer.
Friendzone
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
I’ve seen a bunch of people talking about the term “friendzone.” Well not so much talking. More like, screeching nonsensically.
When a guy says that he’s put in the “friendzone,” he does not think you owe him anything. Well maybe he does, but if that’s the case, he’s an asshole. If a guy is put in the friendzone, it means he likes a girl. The girl doesn’t like him. She does, however, see him as a friend. One she can confide in.
HERE’S MY SHIT GETS TRICKY!
Now if a person likes you then it should be a fucking given that you do not call that person and complain about relationship problems, or gush over the super cute dude/chick that was giving you the eyes at the bar. This is what the friendzone is. It’s being emasculated and being forced to listen to some dingbat go on and on about how poorly her boyfriend treats her when you like her and would treat her right.
The friendzone is not men feeling like women owe them something. If you think that, then you’re an asshole.
THIS JUST RUINED MY
DAYLIFE.Mr Depp, having your photograph taken because you are a rich white successful and attractive dude is not like being raped.
Every male let’s me down eventually on the not being an oppressive fuckface front, even Johnny.
Ugh! I lost a lot of respect for him when he was boohooing over Polanski and always pulling out the ‘Native American heritage’ thing, but this tops it off. Notice that the photo is by professional douchefuck Terry Richardson, too.
I’m sure women who are raped are thinking, “This feels kind of weird, just weird, man.” Or maybe not. :|
Wow. That’s the most fucking ridiculous analogy I have ever heard.
Lol All of this is written by people who have never been to a photo shoot, especially a pro shoot. It can be very violating at times, and I don’t think he was making any commentary on rape. I think it can be an appropriate word for how a completely desensitized photographer can make you feel sometimes when they’re telling you what to do with your body and using you solely for your image. Your not a person, you’re a prop for a photo. I completely get what he is saying.
Oh, okay. (via synecdoche)
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I give you rape culture, everyone!
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Oh, what’s that you say? Rape culture doesn’t exist? Ha, you’re hilarious.
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I have a lot of pro-fem people on my Tumblr, and I would like to ask them a question: Why is it up to men to not watch this, to ignore it, to not discuss it, or to speak out against it? Shouldn’t it be up to women to not join the league? Why the fuck is my responsibility to not enjoy something these women have chosen to do? Not that I’m going to watch underwear football. I have the internet. I can get real porn.
Consent is honest.
So question: If a woman says “yes” but doesn’t mean it, and I fuck her, that’s rape? If that’s true, then that’s fucked up. If it’s not, I would like to know what honest means in this context.
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International Women Day!
Stop these lies:
When a man bangs a bunch of chicks, he’s a stud, but when a woman does it, she’s a slut.
When a woman is assertive she’s a bitch, but when a man is assertive, he’s the boss.
When a man bangs a bunch of (random chicks) and brags about it, you know what he is? A douche. When a girl bangs a bunch of random dudes and brags about it, you know what she is? A slut. When a woman is assertive in a positive way that get shit done, she’s the boss. When she just nags and complains, she’s a bitch. When a man is assertive in a positive way that gets shit done, he’s the boss. When all he does is micromanage and complain, he’s a dickbag. Stop pretending that there is a double standard when there is no double standard.
*I changed “bar sluts” to “random chicks” because the feminists were more excited to complain (I typed “bitch,” and then changed it to “complain.” I thought I should state this so that no one would think then when I think of someone complaining, I immediately they’re “bitching”) about semantics than open up a dialog about the treatment of sexuality in our culture. And for everyone’s information, being a “random dude” IS NOT A GOOD THING. Even if you’re a “random dude” walking down the street, you know what that means? It means you’re boring. It means I couldn’t find any other way to describe you.
