Slaves Are Better Off!
I read the synopsis of one of those right-wing crap rags that claimed the descendants of slaves are better off than they would be in their own countries.
These people were kidnapped. They were tortured. They were sold into slavery. They were RAPED. They were BRED like fucking ANIMALS to be strong, so that they would be good at manual labor.
And you’re going to tell me that those people are better off?
Logging Onto OkCupid
"Hey, she’s cute! Let’s check her out."
"I’m a lady looking for a nice gentleman…."
Was just writing a scene where a character has a job interview. It reminded me of my last round of job interviews, and I got so depressed that I had to stop writing.
People are always giving me shit about the stickers on my guitars. “Ugh why would you do that to your guitar?”
Uh because everyone awesome does it?
What if the dip from Roger Rabbit doesn’t kill toons, but just makes them spend eternity as a immobile liquid, trapped in their own mind and pain?
People who won’t read The Fault In Our Stars because they “don’t like sad books.”