It must suck being the other dude in a MMF threesome seen with James Deen because you know he’s going to fuck her WAY better than you can.
Oh my God, you’re a girl that wears jeans and isn’t into having her nails done? Not interested! Sheesh.
Your feelings are valid.
If a girl rejects you for any reason, you’re allowed to be mad. You’re allowed to be upset.
You’re not allowed to be an asshole about it.
If you don’t take my book recommendation, you’re dead to me.
I really enjoy reading HP Lovecraft and Jules Verne.
Both authors always start with a voyage of scientific curiosity, and they veer off in completely opposite directions.
I’ve learned something about myself from these guitar cover videos I’m making.
I am a shitty guitar player.
If you want to look cool in New York, pointing at cool-looking people and saying “waddup, fellow coolies,” works way better than you’d expect.