Your feelings are valid.

If a girl rejects you for any reason, you’re allowed to be mad. You’re allowed to be upset.

You’re not allowed to be an asshole about it.

If you don’t take my book recommendation, you’re dead to me.

Living the dream, again! I get so excited when my four top fans are ladies I have given the sex to!

And all four of them are amazing and lovely and you will do well to follow them and ask them out on dates if you live in their geographic area.

Living the dream, again! I get so excited when my four top fans are ladies I have given the sex to!

And all four of them are amazing and lovely and you will do well to follow them and ask them out on dates if you live in their geographic area.

I really enjoy reading HP Lovecraft and Jules Verne.

Both authors always start with a voyage of scientific curiosity, and they veer off in completely opposite directions.

I’ve learned something about myself from these guitar cover videos I’m making.

I am a shitty guitar player.

If you want to look cool in New York, pointing at cool-looking people and saying “waddup, fellow coolies,” works way better than you’d expect.

When someone’s favorite Ninja Turtle goes from Michelangelo to Raphael, you know they’ve been through some shit.

Coming from a long line of drug addicts, I find it odd that drugs affect me so much. I forgot to take my depression meds yesterday. I remembered to take them today AND THE ENTIRE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART MIXED WITH A FIELD OF ROSES

Ain’t nobody got time for your low-confidence bullshit! Love yourself or GTFO

Ain’t nobody got time for your low-confidence bullshit! Love yourself or GTFO