Why Are You Stupid?
I’m not a grammar Nazi by any stretch of the imagination. I make mistakes, I don’t care when other people make mistakes. It happens. Sometimes I’ll pick on people, and I’ll definitely point it out if there’s a mistake on something official that last forever. But there is one thing that I will point out EVERY god damn time and that is putting the dollar sign after the number.
People, it is not 60$, it’s $60. This pisses me off so bad because its not like there aren’t examples of this fucking EVERYWHERE! I learned this shit in first fucking grade, and there’s money all over the internet, and every god damn place you look!
Seriously, be more observant.
So I don’t get upset when people make grammatical errors. There are three forms of “there.” I can understand people getting them mixed up. It happens.
If there’s one thing I can’t abide, it’s putting the fucking $ AFTER the number. It is fucking $5. Not 5$. It is never EVER 5$. Sometimes, there can be their or they’re or there. Oh I mixed them up. But when the fuck is it ever 5$? Never. That’s when.
So I’m pretty sure you’ve all heard me rant about this before. But today it’s a bit different. I had a new follower so I checked out their blog.
First entry on the page…. 65$. Ok. Obviously he’s stupid. TWO entries down, there’s a picture of a sale sign in a super market for $2.69.
I blocked him because I really don’t want someone looking at my blog who’s brain has clearly melted right the fuck out of his god damn skull.