Oh my God, you’re a girl that wears jeans and isn’t into having her nails done? Not interested! Sheesh.

In case you were trying to get your ovaries to burst today, here’s what I look like in a suit.

In case you were trying to get your ovaries to burst today, here’s what I look like in a suit.

Your feelings are valid.

If a girl rejects you for any reason, you’re allowed to be mad. You’re allowed to be upset.

You’re not allowed to be an asshole about it.

If you don’t take my book recommendation, you’re dead to me.

Living the dream, again! I get so excited when my four top fans are ladies I have given the sex to!

And all four of them are amazing and lovely and you will do well to follow them and ask them out on dates if you live in their geographic area.

Living the dream, again! I get so excited when my four top fans are ladies I have given the sex to!

And all four of them are amazing and lovely and you will do well to follow them and ask them out on dates if you live in their geographic area.

I really enjoy reading HP Lovecraft and Jules Verne.

Both authors always start with a voyage of scientific curiosity, and they veer off in completely opposite directions.

I’ve learned something about myself from these guitar cover videos I’m making.

I am a shitty guitar player.

If you want to look cool in New York, pointing at cool-looking people and saying “waddup, fellow coolies,” works way better than you’d expect.

When someone’s favorite Ninja Turtle goes from Michelangelo to Raphael, you know they’ve been through some shit.