Zombies Are Jerks!

shaggy2pope: faetrouble: pastelmorgue: theoneguyoverthere: h...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:29:20 -0400

faetrouble:

pastelmorgue:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.

(via)

Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

yelyahwilliams: hellogiggles: Alien head dumplings at Tokyo...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:38:25 -0400

yelyahwilliams:

hellogiggles:

Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney Sea. They are mochi filled with ice cream. Each one is a different flavor!

Holy balls

The first music I had ever had for myself was a cassette tape of Carson’s Christmas Comedy...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:35:53 -0400

The first music I had ever had for myself was a cassette tape of Carson’s Christmas Comedy Classics. This was my introduction to music that I could control and listen to whenever I wanted to.

This is the reason why I walk around with The Hat I Got For Christmas Is Too Big in my head ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

eludednightmares: You’d know something about that wouldn’t you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:15:13 -0400

eludednightmares:

You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

People who say money doesn’t matter always seem to be able to afford to eat and house...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:47:57 -0400

People who say money doesn’t matter always seem to be able to afford to eat and house themselves. As someone who can’t afford these things, let me be the first to tell you that money does matter. It matters a lot.

scumsberg: On the set of Child’s Play (1988).

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:26:03 -0400

scumsberg:

On the set of Child’s Play (1988).

interactivesleep: my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:21:59 -0400

interactivesleep:

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

Is this real?

Big boobs on a fat chick TOTALLY fucking count and I can’t even see why people think they...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:47:14 -0400

Big boobs on a fat chick TOTALLY fucking count and I can’t even see why people think they don’t.

There’s only a few things I really care about in life. I agree...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:41:32 -0400

There’s only a few things I really care about in life.

I agree with 5/8. Can you guess which ones?

It drives me nuts when people (ESPECIALLY creative people) think that everyone is like them. Like...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:53:48 -0400

It drives me nuts when people (ESPECIALLY creative people) think that everyone is like them. Like when a writer says “I left it ambiguous.”

Hey, fuck you buddy. I’m not good at using my imagination. If I was, I wouldn’t need you. I pay YOU to use YOUR imagination. Not everyone has a good imagination. Some people have shitty imaginations. Some people can’t imagine a damn thing.

"Women read comics. Anyone at all engaged in social media knows this. Women read comics and are a..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:51:27 -0400

“Women read comics. Anyone at all engaged in social media knows this. Women read comics and are a driving force behind fandom. I think I could call them the driving force behind fandom and put up a convincing argument. Just think about it: what fandoms have driven America crazy in the last decade? Could anyone dissuade me from saying that they were Harry Potter, Twilight and the Hunger Games? “Avatar” may have put butts in theater seats, but you don’t hear about it… ever. No one is immersed in the world of “Avatar” except James Cameron and people who enjoy wearing Na’vi Zentai suits. “The Avengers” was pretty darn huge and, if Tumblr is any indication, a whopping portion of the people driving that fandom online do not possess a Y chromosome. Women engage in fandom to levels that men do not. When women get behind something, their sheer numbers and passion force it into the mainstream. That’s why you can name the actor who plays that werewolf kid in “Twilight” and probably sing at least the chorus to one Justin Bieber song. What do tween boys like? I have no clue. Sports? Probably sports.”

- Brett White, Comic Book Resources (via wandrinparakeet)

and yet men remain the most marketed demographic for just about everything.

(via ohhoechno)

I’m pretty sure the only men who spend more time thinking about DC than women on Tumblr are the men who actually work there.

(via touchofgrey37)

people still act fucking surprised when women show up for genre shit

(via cumaeansibyl)

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:46:51 -0400

mostlyjustbeingmiley: the kinda bitch that make you wish that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:45:43 -0400

mostlyjustbeingmiley:

the kinda bitch that make you wish that you ain’t ever met her

analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:38:47 -0400

analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

They have arrived….

Saw This Is the End tonight. The first two acts were alright, but act 3 is worth the price of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:38:10 -0400

Saw This Is the End tonight. The first two acts were alright, but act 3 is worth the price of admission. It was what I was expecting from the whole movie. I recommend.

Green Day live at Shepherds Bush Empire, UK (Aug. 23rd, 2012)...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:27:54 -0400

_{Green Day live at Shepherds Bush Empire, UK (Aug. 23rd, 2012) (x)}

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:26:46 -0400

collegehumor: Child Support Billboard May Be Bleak, But Still...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:37:17 -0400

collegehumor:

Child Support Billboard May Be Bleak, But Still Accurate

Sitting dumbfounded in a car. Priceless.

vapupas: ES-335 Studio (Midnight Blue) This is the weirdest...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:11:29 -0400

vapupas:

ES-335 Studio (Midnight Blue)

This is the weirdest guitar I have ever seen.

If the pronunciation of gif and the difference between “could care less” and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:10:26 -0400

If the pronunciation of gif and the difference between “could care less” and “could not care less” are actual things you actually care about, then you can actually die in a fire because I don’t like you.