It's very rare, but when I find it, I will reblog Star Wars porn. But for the most part, this blog is safe for work, though certainly not safe for humanity. I sometimes talk about masturbating to people with cancer.
Ok this is for whoever said I was “kind of” cute.
Do you see these pictures? Are you looking, neigh, BEHOLDING them?! Because you need to. You need to fucking behold these fucking things. Gaze upon my visage, drink in my countenance, get lost in the forest that are my big brown eyes. I AM SO BEAUTIFUL THAT THEY PUT ME ON A FUCKING SHIRT! A SHIRT YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO PURCHASE HERE: http://thedesignmusic.com/store/t-shirts/guitarist-t-shirt/
You, be you man or lady, have defiled a national treasure with your insult! An insult I’m sure you meant as a compliment! You had good intentions, but you know what they say about good intentions! They say the road to hell is paved with them. That’s what they say about good intentions.
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gratuitousgirl reblogged this from zombiesarejerks and added:
i should probably spend less time fapping...pictures of cute boys and more time actually...
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continuants said:
lol a bunch of 12 year olds are wearing you
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