February 2011
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Dear Women
You know when you mention a friend of yours or something and we say “Is she single?” and you respond with “Trust me, you don’t want her.”
Ok, can you just shut the fuck up with this? You are WRONG. We DO want her. Is she fat? We don’t care. Does she smell like fetta cheese? We don’t care. Does she have one tooth? We. Don’t. Care. Shut your god damn...
January 2011
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Dignity: It's What For Dinner
I didn’t go to work last night. I got in my car, drove to end of the parking lot, stopped at the stop sign and thought “…fuck this,” and I just turned around. The hours sucked, the people sucked, and it was a shitty company to work for. Fuck that mess.
People seem to think that I was supposed to be grateful just to have a job. Especially one that paid $16 an hour. If...
Fashion is merely a form of ugliness so unbearable...
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Read a Book
Dorian Gray is evil. So when they make movies about him, they give him dark hair to make him look evil. Maybe when they make movies about this character from a book, the should READ THE FUCKING BOOK. He’s blonde. He’s not supposed to look evil. He’s supposed to look innocent because of the painting. The acts of evil he takes part in don’t affect his visage because the damn...
lizneff-deactivated20111104-dea asked: too many awesome people on tumblr yo :) i don't mind though
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Shut the Fuck Up About Welfare
You see a lot of these problems with the budget in government, and in your vastly superior brain, an answer forms. It forms very easily, as though it’s the simplest problem in the entire world. Just end welfare! My God! It’s so easy! All those niggers sucking on the government teat. Just end it! All of our problems would go away!
First of all, what do you think will happen when all...
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A Bit of Late Night Whinage
I observed something last night and it was a little bit depressing. I have been taking consistent steps backwards since I was 22 years old.
When I joined Leiana, I was getting paid. Not a lot, but enough.
When I joined The Doomsdayers, I broke even.
When I joined Paper Thin Alibi, I lost a bunch of money.
Then I was roofing. I had an asshole boss, it was hot on the roof, and I was making $100...
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I might be drunk...
Me and Heather can’t stop watching The IT Crowd. It’s probably one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen. If you don’t enjoy it, you’re probably a fat racist. Those are the types of people who don’t like this show.
And I haven’t had coffee in like, a week. If I don’t get a cup soon I’m going to kill a fat racist.
I need this shirt:...
“Don’t demand the right to spit in the face of gay people and claim you’re being...”
– Johann Hari, from “How Can Conservatives Object to Protecting Gay Kids?” (via biinthebiblebelt)
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Hyprocrisy!
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/media/content/tampa-radio-host-tedd-webb-unleashes-profanities-ron-reagan-jr-during-interview
So this guy loves Ronald Reagan and calls his son a spoiled Hollywood brat who had everything handed to him. Which is funny, because he’s only a spoiled Hollywood brat who had everything handed to him is because his father worked in Hollywood and handed everything to...
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I Want My Punk Back
http://www.altpress.com/features/entry/expensive_white_ts_the_politics_of_price_matching/
This is a massive load of bullshit. First of all, what kind of dickheaded headliner forces the opening bands to price match? Maybe if you were a better fucking band, you wouldn’t have to do this to the opening acts. It’s no one’s fault but your own that opener blew you off the stage and...
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More Rock & Roll
http://www.altpress.com/features/entry/expensive_white_ts_the_politics_of_price_matching/
What happened to our punk rock ethics? If a venue is charging you for merch, set up a table with a sign that says “We’re not selling merch because the venue is stealing our money.” Do the same thing if a band requires you to price match. What the fuck, bands? How come everyone is such a...
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If You Can't Live Rock & Roll, Don't Be Rock &...
http://www.altpress.com/features/entry/no_money_mo_problems/
“To put it in perspective, just look at what an average mid-level band have to pay for on tour: booking agents, managers, lawyers, business managers or accountants, buying or renting a van or tour bus, buying or renting a trailer, fuel, vehicle repairs, driver (if on a bus), hotel rooms, hotel rooms during the day for the tour bus...
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Adventures in Partial Unemployment!
I lost 1 of my 3 jobs today, and I’m ok with that. It was my most hated job. Neither one of my other jobs put me on the schedule this week. So this means I am going to take this week to recharge and breathe a bit. I’m also going to take the opportunity to be productive! During the course of the week (until Monday) I will:
1) Call Junction Music about a rehearsal space.
2) Call...
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Sarah Palin
The shooting today of Gabrielle Giffords and the murder of a nine-year-old girl really affected me. Even worse was the response from Sarah Palin. It went as such:
“My sincere condolences are offered to the family of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and the other victims of today’s tragic shooting in Arizona.
On behalf of Todd and my family, we all pray for the victims and their families, and...
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This Addiction
There was a girl in my grade school I had a massive crush on. She was “going out” with someone who played guitar. I thought that if I played guitar, she would like me! So for my 12th Christmas, I asked for a guitar. And I got one. A black Premier strat copy. I don’t remember if it was a piece of shit or not. For a year, I just plucked away at it, doing the minimum that was...
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