December 2010
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This is Why I Love Fark
This is a comment on Fark in regards to the recent picture of Katy Perry:
“Jesus went unto the Fark message board, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. And the Farkers brought unto him a celebrity who had a bad photo taken of her; and when they had set her in the midst, they say unto him, Master, this woman is ugly, and the photo proves it. Now the custom...
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You Are Just as Stupid as Everyone Else
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/12/29/idaho.plane.incident/index.html?iref=NS1
Look at the comments on this thing. They mostly add up to “kids are disrespectful of authority and think they’re special.” I’ve been on bunch of planes. You know how many of them feature an adult who won’t shut off their cell phone? ALL OF THEM. Literally every single plane I have been on...
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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Your Merry Christmas is a Total Crock of Shit
When working retail, I ran across a group of people that were outraged, OUTRAGED I TELL YOU! that I was using the all-inclusive “happy holidays” as opposed to the exclusive “merry Christmas.” How dare I soil their party with other cultures? Well fuck you, I say! Here’s a list of all the reasons people need to shut the fuck up about this:
1.- The second commandment....