The outlaws smelled a rat. Of course, everyone in Slackjaw smells rats. There are so many rats around you have to smell them. But the rats the outlaws were smelling were the metaphysical kind. The kind of rats you smell in your heart. — Double Wonderful by John Swartzwelder (via zombiesarejerks)

Its my birthday! Send nudes!!

ladyofrosefire:

auniverseofimpossibilities:

   #also totally just saw Kaylee as the Doctor and Simon as her assistant   (via extrajordinary)

I am behind this 100%

you have my attention

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reddlr-funny:

Racist Rap Battle

reddlr-funny:

Racist Rap Battle

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Top 3 Favourite Tarantino Films [2/3] → Pulp Fiction (Dir. Quentin Tarantino, 1994)

"We should be fuckin’ dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!"

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teamcoco:

"Backstage ready to perform at ‘The Simpsons Take The Bowl.’ I have extra hats." - Conan

teamcoco:

"Backstage ready to perform at ‘The Simpsons Take The Bowl.’ I have extra hats." - Conan